Groggily rolling over in my sleep, trying to hold onto the dregs of my latest dream I wake up to a yelp with my knee in The Captain's butt.
The Captain, voice filled with dismay: You kneed me! Why did you knee me?
The Captain: Jess, you just kneed me in the ass, full force! It hurt like hell!
Me: I did what?
The Captain: You slammed. Your knee. Into my ass.
Me: *coming awake and registering what he's actually saying* Long pause, then.... Bwuuahhhahahahaha!
The Captain, huffily: Stop laughing. It's not funny.
Me: Oooooh hohohohoho! EEeehehehehe!
The Captain, testily: Shut up. It's not funny. It hurts.
Me: Okay, I'm sorry. *snort, giggle, giggle* I'll stop. *face in pillow, deep breaths*
The Captain: Thank God I wasn't facing the other way.